From time to time, when making presentations about identity and related topics, I have to stop to explain to baffled foreigners that the United Kingdom has no national identification scheme or identity card or any other such symbol of continental tyranny, so our gold standard identity document is the gas bill. I understand that these are notoriously difficult to forge and that the skilled artisans behind the North Korean $100 bill “ supernote ” threw down their tools in frustration when faced with the multiple layers of security that are part of the British Gas quarterly statement for residential users. Hence our gas bill is a uniquely trusted document , and the obvious choice of platform for anyone concerned about fraud. (By the way, if for some reason you do not have a gas bill to attest to your suitability for some purpose or other, you can buy one here for theatrical or novelty use only.) No wonder identity fraud is an epidemic in the UK. Fraudsters are ruthless about exploiti...