Skip to main content

Identity in the UK is a gas

From time to time, when making presentations about identity and related topics, I have to stop to explain to baffled foreigners that the United Kingdom has no national identification scheme or identity card or any other such symbol of continental tyranny, so our gold standard identity document is the gas bill. I understand that these are notoriously difficult to forge and that the skilled artisans behind the North Korean $100 bill “supernote” threw down their tools in frustration when faced with the multiple layers of security that are part of the British Gas quarterly statement for residential users. Hence our gas bill is a uniquely trusted document, and the obvious choice of platform for anyone concerned about fraud.

(By the way, if for some reason you do not have a gas bill to attest to your suitability for some purpose or other, you can buy one here for theatrical or novelty use only.)

No wonder identity fraud is an epidemic in the UK. Fraudsters are ruthless about exploiting the gaps in identification, authentication and authorisation infrastructure and as I’ve been saying for time, the UK has only gaps and no actual infrastructure. I am very sorry to say it, but our system based on the gold standard of gas bills is no longer fit for purpose.

Police later discovered Ghani and Mahmood carried out the fraud after stealing three utility bills from Mr To's mailbox.

From Stockport identity fraud victim's £500k home put on market - BBC News

"Having forged his signature, they then transferred the deeds to his house into Ghani's name". Yes, I know I know, I'm sure the blockchain will put a stop to this, but in the meantime... should a homewoner whose house is stolen in this way be entitled to compensation from the utility company for sending the bills? Or from whoever it is that transferred the deeds based on a forged signature? If I can steal your house just by getting information from gas bills and forging your signature, shouldn’t you be within your rights to expect the powers-that-be to do something?

But what?

Well, for a start, we can stop using sort codes and account numbers and choose more meaningful identifiers when it comes to money. You shouldn’t be sending money to me at XX-XX-XX 99999999, you should be sending it to @dgwbirch. I defy anybody to carry around the six digit sort code and nine digit account number of their correspondents in their heads or to be able to spot their solicitor's real payment details from some fake payee details when reading an email. If you are expecting to send money to $dgwbirch (please go ahead, but the way, as, it’s my Square Cash name) and then get an email asking you to send instead to $davidovichbirchski then you might be a little suspicious, but if you get an e-mail using to switch from sort code 12-34-56 to 34-56-78 its less obviously a fraud.

 And which actual payment account I choose to associate with that identifier should be up to me: it’s none of your business whether I’m with Barclays, Amazon or my brother-in-law. Personal information should be kept of transactions where it is not needed. You send the money to @dgwbirch and that’s it.

(In fact, it’s not all obvious to me that you should know my “real” name at all, since that’s just an invitation to identity theft.)

xxx

Lloyds, which took eight hours to make the payment, did not carry out any checks to ensure the name of the firm to which the payment was to be made matched the account numbers,

From ‘We lost £120,000 in an email scam but the banks won’t help get it back’ | Money | The Guardian

Neither Lloyds, nor any other bank do this. That’s just how the system works: the account name is an attribute, not an identifier.

The UK’s new payment architecture includes a directory service to map a variety of identifiers to bank accounts.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

There is no excuse for not taking cards

So we went to the pub. For lunch. Seven of us. Say £20 per head. £100+ quid. Say £50 quid gross for the pub. Colleague goes to order food and drinks and pay at the bar. Apologetic barmaid comes over to explain that their “card machine” is down, so she can only accept cash. Under normal circumstances I would have simply walked out, feeling it wholly inappropriate to reward such a poorly managed establishment and, as a functioning actor in a capitalist economy, done my duty to depress their lunchtime takings. Here’s what we wanted to say: This is absurd. This is 2016 not 1916. Your card machine is down? Well, so what! Are you seriously telling me that mein host has no mobile phone number capable of registering for PingIt or PayM? That none of the staff or the pub itself have a PayPal account that I can send the money to? That neither the owners nor managers not contingency planners thought to tuck an iZettle behind the bar to use when the clunky and expensive GPRS terminal fails for o...

Financial Cryptography: Corda Day - a new force

Forum friend Ian Grigg, who I always take very seriously indeed on any such topic, wrote about Corda on his blog and concluded with a powerful statement. Bitcoin told the users it wanted an unstoppable currency - sure, works for a small group but not for the mass market. Ethereum told their users they need an unstoppable machine - which worked how spectacularly with the DAO? Not. What. We. Wanted. Corda is the only game in town because it's the only one that asked the users. It's that simple. From Financial Cryptography: Corda Day - a new force xxx It seems to me, however, what Ian is pointing to as the greatest strength of their approach is also the greatest weakness. A staple feature of unimaginative management consultants presentations about innovation is some variation on the statement by Henry Ford that if you had asked users what they wanted, they would have asked for faster horses coupled with some variation on the statement by Steve jobs that it was pointless ask...

We could fix mobile security, you know. We don't, but we could

Earlier in the week I blogged about mobile banking security , and I said that in design terms it is best to assume that the internet is in the hands of your enemies. In case you think I was exaggerating… The thieves also provided “free” wireless connections in public places to secretly mine users’ personal information. From Gone in minutes: Chinese cybertheft gangs mine smartphones for bank card data | South China Morning Post Personally, I always use an SSL VPN when connected by wifi (even at home!) but I doubt that most people would ever go to this trouble or take the time to configure a VPN and such like. Anyway, the point is that the internet isn’t secure. And actually SMS isn’t much better, which is why it shouldn’t really be used for securing anything as important as home banking. The report also described how gangs stole mobile security codes – which banks automatically send to card holders’ registered mobile phones to verify online transactions – by using either a Trojan...