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Identity in the UK is a gas

From time to time, when making presentations about identity and related topics, I have to stop to explain to baffled foreigners that the United Kingdom has no national identification scheme or identity card or any other such symbol of continental tyranny, so our gold standard identity document is the gas bill. I understand that these are notoriously difficult to forge and that the skilled artisans behind the North Korean $100 bill “supernote” threw down their tools in frustration when faced with the multiple layers of security that are part of the British Gas quarterly statement for residential users. Hence our gas bill is a uniquely trusted document, and the obvious choice of platform for anyone concerned about fraud.

(By the way, if for some reason you do not have a gas bill to attest to your suitability for some purpose or other, you can buy one here for theatrical or novelty use only.)

No wonder identity fraud is an epidemic in the UK. Fraudsters are ruthless about exploiting the gaps in identification, authentication and authorisation infrastructure and as I’ve been saying for time, the UK has only gaps and no actual infrastructure. I am very sorry to say it, but our system based on the gold standard of gas bills is no longer fit for purpose.

Police later discovered Ghani and Mahmood carried out the fraud after stealing three utility bills from Mr To's mailbox.

From Stockport identity fraud victim's £500k home put on market - BBC News

"Having forged his signature, they then transferred the deeds to his house into Ghani's name". Yes, I know I know, I'm sure the blockchain will put a stop to this, but in the meantime... should a homewoner whose house is stolen in this way be entitled to compensation from the utility company for sending the bills? Or from whoever it is that transferred the deeds based on a forged signature? If I can steal your house just by getting information from gas bills and forging your signature, shouldn’t you be within your rights to expect the powers-that-be to do something?

But what?

Well, for a start, we can stop using sort codes and account numbers and choose more meaningful identifiers when it comes to money. You shouldn’t be sending money to me at XX-XX-XX 99999999, you should be sending it to @dgwbirch. I defy anybody to carry around the six digit sort code and nine digit account number of their correspondents in their heads or to be able to spot their solicitor's real payment details from some fake payee details when reading an email. If you are expecting to send money to $dgwbirch (please go ahead, but the way, as, it’s my Square Cash name) and then get an email asking you to send instead to $davidovichbirchski then you might be a little suspicious, but if you get an e-mail using to switch from sort code 12-34-56 to 34-56-78 its less obviously a fraud.

 And which actual payment account I choose to associate with that identifier should be up to me: it’s none of your business whether I’m with Barclays, Amazon or my brother-in-law. Personal information should be kept of transactions where it is not needed. You send the money to @dgwbirch and that’s it.

(In fact, it’s not all obvious to me that you should know my “real” name at all, since that’s just an invitation to identity theft.)

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Lloyds, which took eight hours to make the payment, did not carry out any checks to ensure the name of the firm to which the payment was to be made matched the account numbers,

From ‘We lost £120,000 in an email scam but the banks won’t help get it back’ | Money | The Guardian

Neither Lloyds, nor any other bank do this. That’s just how the system works: the account name is an attribute, not an identifier.

The UK’s new payment architecture includes a directory service to map a variety of identifiers to bank accounts.

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