A millennium ago, in 1016 , the people of England were going about their daily business of growing sheep and suchlike and probably didn’t realise that, these being days long before universal suffrage and representative democracy, they were about to become part of a Scandinavian empire (and without a referendum). This happened when the Saxon King Edmund Ironside died, which led to no end of trouble, because the Saxons of middle England had already chosen Cnut as their king but the cosmopolitan inhabitants of London opted out and went with Ethered’s grandson Edmund Ironside. Then, as now, London was another country but when Ironside died, London couldn’t hold out and Cnut the Great became the King of England. He was the Son of Sweyn Forkbeard a daughter of the King of Poland (bloody Polish kings coming over here and taking all of our monarch’s jobs). He was a grandson of Harald Bluetooth. He became the king of Denmark in 1018 and the King of Norway in 1028, forming the Anglo-Scandinavia...